This ain’t yo momma’s “Baby on Board” sign! Alert fellow motorists that you’re carrying precious cargo with both humor and attitude that they’re sure to notice. Watch in your rear view mirror (not too long now - gotta keep your eyes on the road!) as the driver behind you titters at your sass and backs the eff off your tail. Look at you go: getting ish done, protecting your babe, AND bringing joy to the world!
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