Maternity T-Shirts

$30.00

Maternity T-Shirts

$30.00

No, she’s not a car, though she may feel as big as one. She’s preginator! Alert the world with humor and sass that a special hottie in your life is expecting.

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Whether she’s showing yet or ready to burst, these ruched-sided tees will flatter her belly, keep her comfortable, announce the great news, and maybe even alert fellow pedestrians to move the eff outta her way.  Inspired by our notorious “Baby Up In This Bitch” Exterior Window Car Decals, we’ve brought you maternity t-shirts in black and white by popular demand (y’all can stop threatening to key our car now – sheesh!).  Holla at yo baby momma – and CONGRATULATIONS!

Our “Baby Up In This Bitch” design, depending on belly size, will rest in the center of the belly or right above your belly button for maximum view-age.  Each maternity tee is available in small, medium, large, and extra large; we advise you to purchase EITHER your pre-pregnancy size as the shirts are made to accommodate that growing belly bump already OR a size up since the shirts are 100% cotton and may shrink in the wash.  Shirts are available in a soft, lightweight black or white slub jersey fabric.  They feature a scoop neckline with folded details and cap sleeves.  Tees are fitted with ruched sides, 100% cotton, and tag-free for added comfort.  Yes, we thought of everything.  You’re welcome.

Shirts are made in Cambodia via Old Navy, but screen printed in the US of A.  Shipped within 1-2 business days via USPS from California; shipping free within the continental U.S. only*.  Expedited shipping available for an extra fee.  Request gift message or wrapping upon checkout for no extra charge.

  • Screen-printed yellow and black 4.5″ x 4.5″ BUITB design on the belly
  • Shirts available in black or white
  • Scoop neckline with folded details and cap sleeves
  • Soft, lightweight slub jersey, 100% cotton
  • Fitted
  • Free shipping*
  • Printed in the U.S.
  • $30.00

 

Okay, so we understand that our decals refer to your car as a bitch (hardy har har), but these shirts refer to (gasp) you/a woman as a bitch. No, we are not at all implying that you’re Pregzilla nor intend to offend any woman, pregnant or not. On the contrary, we love and respect pregnant women (I – one of the owners – am 8 months pregnant as I write this!) and appreciate all the gross ish you have experienced or will experience these 9+ months, not to mention the cray cray shenanigans you’ll witness as a mother. Girl, I empathize with pregnant rage, for real. But know that only humor, a positive ‘tude, and a ton of respect are all you’ll find up in this bitch.